impertinence

Title: Beyoncé the Vampire Slayer
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Beyoncé/Jay-z
Word Count: 38,800
Summary: Beyoncé and her Watcher Kanye go to Jay-z's mansion to retrieve Rihanna, who's just been called as a Slayer. It ends up being slightly more complicated than anticipated.
Notes: Wow. Okay. This fic wouldn't exist were it not for just_katarin and angelsaves, both of whom encouraged me, held my hand, and - in angelsaves' case - beta'd. I started planning this in earnest sitting with both of them in a Chile's in downtown Chicago, where Katarin and I babbled at each other about it and Abby took notes. Those notes are preserved for posterity here (the frantic scribbling at the bottom is mine). Seriously, this is the kind of fic I never think I'll get around to writing, and they helped me get it DONE and posted. Thanks also to the tons of other people who let me talk their ears off about RaPS and my fic. And also, a million thanks to glockgal, who made this AMAZING piece of art. Seriously - it's so amazing. It was my desktop for about 90% of the writing process.

Attempting to post this on LJ was a pain in the damn ass, so read it at AO₃. Feedback and concrit welcomed in this post or over there, should you have anything to say!